Mini biography

Bibliographic description 1. My ancestors are my great -grandfather from the maternal side - Pole. I only know about him that his last name was Lozovsky, that he was a participant in the Polish uprising, and after the suppression of the uprising was exiled to the north of Russia. We have preserved, like relics, his Polish silk sash and tapestry. My grandmother from his father's side is the illegitimate daughter of a serf and landowner.

From him we have preserved one volume of Brem Petersburg, in the dowry grandmother received the estate, where I was born. I don’t know why, but my grandmother never smiled. As I was born, I was born in an unsecured time. The horses carried, my mother flew out of the crew and, unexpectedly for everyone, gave birth to me. As instead of me they baptized pugs baptized me there, on the estate of my grandmother, in the hall.

Kum was a neighbor landowner, Kuma - my aunt. In the midst of the rite, pugs burst into the hall, sat between Kum and Kuma, growled, did not let the priest move. Kuma was frightened, dropped me, and the priest in a hurry grabbed a pug instead of me and dipped it in a font. As I grew up, I remember myself since one -year -old. Many do not believe this, but it is.

I remember how still I was swaddling then used a pig and what pleasure it was for me. I myself pulled my legs and pens, and it was nice to feel that you were becoming a whole, continuous piece. I did not shine with beauty, I was born ahead of time and was terribly small. Grandmother from the maternal side refused to pick me up. We did not dull her souls in each other and did not part either day or night: she slept in my room.

And so, having woken up my nanny so once, I got up, dressed, she took me in my arms, and we solemnly swam into the dining room to the great amazement of my parents and the guests that had not yet been dispersed. What I saw in the sky in the sky at night I saw two luminaries. One small, white, nondescript - a month. Another beautiful, large, yellow-orange-the moon.

They told me that this is the same thing, but I did not believe, I believed only to my eyes. How are children born? This question intrigued me greatly. They answered me: grow - find out. However, reasoning logical, I myself found out everything. Children are born after the priest in the church will connect the hands of the bride and groom. But the question arose here: why are children not born when people just take each other hands or greet?

I decided that the words of the priest have the meaning of the word, connecting his hands, he says: "Make a lot and multiply." The child grows in the stomach of the mother. But how does he get out of there? The only way out is the navel. It’s not for nothing that the mother is very tormented by childbirth: after all, the navel is so small, and a whole child should go through it. A stick in the brain when I first disobedience to the older sister, she anger hit me with a stick, thin on the head.

But the most annoying thing is that my complaint - “Katya hit me with a stick on the brain” - met not sympathy, but an explosion of friendly laughter. As I taught the French alphabet, I learned in good faith, but instead of the letter "X", to the great horror of others, I uttered another word, also from three sounds, the same incomprehensible to me, but familiar in inscriptions on the fences.

How I was flying to fly, I started to become a pilot early. The first time flew at the age of two years old on the stairs from the second floor to the bottom. Landed safely. The second time - eight years from the roof of the house. Later, several times from the riding horse - always safe. I do not consider numerous flights with a bicycle - not always prosperous, I loved to rush on a bicycle like a fucked one.

Yurkin's nose Yurka is my school comrade. He loved to ease me. He waves, for example, he says in front of my face and repeats: “General, general air, general air, but the problem arose here: how can I bite it? The most suitable, perhaps, my nose. I bit it by my nose. He screamed wildly, and then walked with a bruise on his nose. His nose suffered more than once. The second time I moved his elbow in front of his abundance before his abundance in front of him.

Москву сдавать экзамен в Университет. Приехал в Москву. Нос у него распух.

Пошел к врачу. Славный такой старичок. И денег с него не взял. Как меня кусала бешеная собака С ранних лет я твердо знала: "Никогда не беги от собаки", и когда я увидела, что ко мне бежит бешеная собака, я остановилась. Собака подбежала, поставила передние лапы мне на живот, взяла в зубы мою A hand near the elbow and began to slowly squeeze the jaw. All this time, we did not break into each other's eyes.

Then she just as slowly opened her jaws, stood on all four paws and ran on, and they vaccinated me against rabies. Until now, I remember her eyes: how much longing was in them. How I bathed in the park to them. Gorky, I decided to bake in September, and September was already running out. You can’t delay further. I go to the park with my friend, taking a preliminary promise from her not to contradict anything.

We go into an abandoned, clapping door for a bath. I ask her to hold the door. I quickly take off my hat, coat and everything else. I put on a bathing suit and jump into the water. Water burns, but I still swim.Boats begin to tighten to me. One came completely close. When I got dressed and went out, a small crowd greeting me with curiosity met me with curiosity.

As I worked as a translator, I worked with an American German, absurd - I quarreled with everyone. I am sitting at the table. On the one hand, the German, on the other, is a Russian specialist. They scream at each other, knock their fists on the table, and I have to translate. I could not stand it, burst into tears and ran away. The next day, one of the employees says “what was here yesterday!

Specialists are swearing, the children are roaring! One of the employees looked at me to cope, how things are going on. By the way, do you know what the employee was very seriously and carefully at me. How I went cleaning, I was running, I didn’t use cosmetics, but when the commission came to“ clean us ”, I made a hat, I made a hat. Lipsticks and went to “cleanse”, casually putting her hand on the table, and immediately began to tell about her grandmother, one of the “cleaners” interrupted, the pronounced type of intellectually squinted.